How to call in sick at target before store opens

October 2022 · 2 minute read

If you are sick and want to spare the time for recovery, why not stay home and rest? The only thing stopping you from doing so is the money. Normally, calling in sick and taking a lot of days off uses up your salary for many months.

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This article will show you how to call in sick at the target before the store opens using some simple tricks with no money spent.

You can go into a target store and take a nap on the sofa. Since nobody knows if you are just taking a nap or actually sick, you can stay in the store for as long as you want.

Don’t worry about being caught sleeping. There weren’t any security guards around to stop people from resting on top of the comfy sofas. In fact, I have been occasionally going into Target since 2 years ago and sleepover at their lounge without problems.

You might be thinking of getting furniture from them after hours, but truth is that they place an anti-theft device under all sofas. If you try to pick it up using one hand, I bet your fingers will hurt like hell once you manage to do so! You will need a truck to take it back home.

Another easy way is to go into their changing room/fitting room and hang out there as long as you want. Nobody will ask you to leave since they assume that you are trying the clothes on.

You cannot use your phone inside fitting rooms, but if you really want to stay in touch with the outside world, try using an iPod touch! If somebody asks whether anybody is inside or not, just say that someone has slipped out for a moment and he/she will be back soon. The main reason why people don’t believe this excuse is because nobody ever leaves without locking up the door (iPod touch screen doesn’t turn off unless it’s locked).

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